Marge Simpson: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
[cuts to Homer holding a pig to the ceiling]
Homer Simpson: [singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song] Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can't*, / cause he's a *pig*. / Look out! / He is the *Spider-Pig*.
How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
[cuts to Homer holding a pig to the ceiling]
Homer Simpson: [singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song]
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can't*, / cause he's a *pig*. / Look out! / He is the *Spider-Pig*.
"And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!"
"Hey I got an idea! I could stay with you! We could stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
"Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy."
"It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!"
"I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate..."
"Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!"
"You know the baby's gonna love it, because I do!"
"It's like whatever. She's just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff."
"How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?"
"A: You! You can't lie! Where is he?
B: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
A: You don't know where he is?
B: On the contrary,
A: So you do know where he is!
B: ...I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably...
A: Stop it!
B: ...Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!"
My life's so crazy and confused, I'm unsure what to do && how to feel. Last night, David && I broke up. I just couldn't be with him because I'm still not over Mark && I'd feel horrible if I wound up cheating. We're staying friends, but there's more to it. Like not to mention how I just haven't been feeling the same... I don't know what's wrong with me, I just need to be single. I keep saying that && then not following through, but I have to listen to myself this time. Take a break, at least a month or so to be with myself. Whatever happens after that happens. I also quit all smoking officially 2 days ago. =) I think I'm going to be okay.
♥Little Crazy Straw!♥
I'm extremely proud of myself and the choices i'm making. To start off, I had a really good day yesterday getting to spend time with two people I haven't chilled with in months. I've missed them so much, and even though it was slightly emotional, it was fun. =) I've also started making better decisions for myself. I'm going to completely quit cigarettes after the pack i own now is gone. Once they're gone, I'm done. I've already quit smoking pot, so I'm doing awesome. I don't think I'll quit drinking because I only do it like once every month or so anyways. It'll be my only partying resort. I think life will get alot better with this plus I'm going to start being around my other friends more. I'm not gonna stick to the same people every single day, I'm branching out and showing respect to all my friends. As for relationships, I'm happy, but unhappy too... We'll see what happens. I just know life's definately looking up from here. =) Yay me! Well, that's all for now!
*Genny! [Getting Over The Fuck-Up Stages.] <3
the weekend's over... gay?! it was mad fun, but it's come to an end... go Giants! lmfao. so no night's were wasted this weekend, lmfao. *check the quote* yeah, we had fun - all 9 of us. BIG JOHN, MANCINO, DEVIN, MICHELLE, DAVID, STEPH, DANIELLE, JOHN && I. i love my friends. =) forever they'll be mine. <33
PS: I LOVE COLORING TIME.
Fuck-up Weekend has officially begun!!! Today is Danielle's birthday && Sunday is Big John's birthday && the Super Bowl, so this weekend will be amazing. "DANIELLE && BIG JOHN'S ALL WEEKEND BIRTHDAY && SUPER BOWL CELEBRATION!!" It's going to be amazing. Smoking && Drinking ALL WEEKEND. God, I'm such a fuck-up. =P Lmfao, we all are.
FUCK-UP CREW FOREVER: David, Johnny, Danielle, Steph, Mancino && I.
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