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"And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!"
"Hey I got an idea! I could stay with you! We could stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
"Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy."
"It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!"
"I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate..."
"Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!"
"You know the baby's gonna love it, because I do!"
"It's like whatever. She's just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff."
"How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?"
"A: You! You can't lie! Where is he?
B: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
A: You don't know where he is?
B: On the contrary,
A: So you do know where he is!
B: ...I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably...
A: Stop it!
B: ...Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!"